Signs you’re a douche bag, wanker, asshole, bitch, call it whatever you want.10:18 Nov 23 2014
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Inspired by this article. http://www.dmarge.com/2014/02/10-signs-wanker-second-edition.html
My list is just for humor purposes, nothing serious.
1. You post 100 pictures a day on facebook, and say it’s a pathetic site.
2. You pretend you love nature in order to attract more hippie friends but then we all know that you hate nature as much as you hate your frenemies and you say this in order to not be left alone.
3. You always complain that people betray you, but we all know that you always gossip about your friends and stab
their backs all the time, then whine to everyone that you’regood person who always ends up lonely. *yawn*
4. You want to show everyone you have a S.O. so you snog in public, touch in public and god what knows in public. Yeah
you’re a couple, we get it, stop making it too obvious.
5. You want to declare all your love all over facebook.
6. You have children, so you want to annoy us all with your importance and satisfaction of having children, and a minute
later you tell us how your pregnancy and the day they were born were awful. Then ask us: you should do it too, it’s fun!
7. You’re always bubbling about your achievements and criticizing others, because you believe the world wouldn’t exist without you! In reality we all know you’re just a lonely loser, gossiper and bitch.
8. You always say mean stuff with the excuse that you’re joking, because you believe you look cool and sexy like that. Truth is, everyone wants to kill you.
9. You call yourself intellectual, but every time you open your mouth you’re the queen/king of stupidity. This is relevant with the written world too.
10. You think you’re popular and better than anyone else because you got 1,000+ friends on facebook.
11.You missed one:
11. You enjoy reading books, so for you it means that you're more intelligent than anybody else. Wrong, some people are street smart and are way more smarter than you.
12. You write articles and believe you're a writer or journalist.
13. You're religious and want to shove down everyone's throat your beliefs, whatever they are, this includes any religion, not just mono-theist religions.
14. You believe that only your music taste is good!
15.You tell others how to live, when your life is a mess. Me has no blood bullshit +ve.
16.You change your thoughts, attitude and tastes according to the people/girlfriend or boyfriend you have. Then when you change friends/partner, your everything changes as well.
The list will be continued.
COMMENTS
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Tristesse
12:23 Nov 23 2014
Interesting!
Lilithmae
22:04 Nov 23 2014
Very! :)